Actual conversation overheard at Panera Bread.
GIRL: "Why do you watch that show 'The Big Bang Theory'? Aren't you a Christian?!"
GUY: "Yeah."
GIRL: "But isn't that show about Darwin and stuff?!"
GUY: "No, it's about college kids!"
GIRL: "Oh. But still... That title's enough to not make me want to watch it because it denies God!"
Well, I didn't NEED a reason to drink today, but...
